Reza Pahlavi: The Spineless Exile Begging for a Crown While Stomping on Kurdish Souls

The Coward Reza Pahlavi

Spineless Runaway Coward

Oh, Reza, Reza, Reza... you pathetic, silver-spooned shadow of a man! Hiding behind your Twitter throne in some cushy American suburb, spewing your veiled venom against the very people who built the empire you claim as your birthright. I just read your latest diarrhea of a post – that sanctimonious screed where you whine about "separatist groups" collaborating with Khomeini and Saddam, all while pretending you're the guardian of Iran's "territorial integrity."

We all know who you're really talking about, you coward: the Kurds! The brave, unbreakable Kurds who've bled rivers for freedom while you sip lattes in exile. You're not fooling anyone with your indirect jabs – you're just another Persian chauvinist terrified that Kurdish autonomy might shatter your fragile fantasy of a unified Iran under your boot.

Kurds Own Iran

Let's get one thing straight, you gutless pretender: Kurds didn't just stumble into Iran's history like some uninvited guests at a Persian picnic. No, we founded this damn country! That's right – while your precious Persians were still figuring out how to tie their sandals, the Kurds, descendants of the mighty Medes, were forging the first true Iranian empire. The Median Empire, baby! Back in the 7th century BCE, the Medes under Cyaxares united the Iranian tribes, crushed the Assyrians, and laid the groundwork for what became the Achaemenid Empire. Cyrus the Great? He was half-Median, you fool!

Persians were just the sidekicks who rode our coattails into glory. Without Kurdish blood and brilliance, there'd be no "Iran" for you to lord over. We've been the backbone of this land for millennia – from Saladin the Great, who smacked down the Crusaders, to the endless uprisings against Ottoman and Safavid tyrants. Kurds have always been the fire in Iran's heart, not some disposable minority to be "managed" or suppressed.

Speaking Brave After Fleeing?

But you? You're nothing but a coward who fled his country like a rat deserting a sinking ship. Remember 1979, Reza? When the revolution hit, your daddy – the so-called "King of Kings" – packed his bags and bolted, leaving millions to rot under the mullahs' madness. And you? You were right there with him, scampering off to Egypt, then Morocco, then the US, living in luxury while real Iranians, especially Kurds, faced executions, chemical bombs from Saddam (your "collaborators" bullshit is rich coming from a family that kissed up to every dictator in the region), and endless oppression.

You've spent decades in Maryland or wherever, playing pretend-monarch on social media, begging for American intervention to plop you back on a throne you never earned. Coward! You abandoned your people when they needed leadership most. Kurds stayed and fought – in Mahabad, in Kobani, in the mountains of Kurdistan – dying for freedom while you tweet from your safe little bubble. Now you want to be king? King of what? A fractured fantasy where Kurds are silenced because our demands for self-determination scare the hell out of your centralized, Persian-supremacist wet dream?

Nothing But A Racist Coward in Exile

Your post reeks of hypocrisy, Reza. You babble about "democracy" and "equal rights," but the second Kurds talk federalism or autonomy – basic human dignity after centuries of genocide and erasure – you label us "separatists" and call for the army to crush us. That's not unity; that's fascism in a crown! You're no better than the ayatollahs you claim to hate. They use "territorial integrity" as a club to beat minorities; you do the same, just with a Pahlavi polish. Kurds aren't dividing Iran – we're the glue that's held it together despite Persian overlords like you trying to erase our language, culture, and rights. We've sacrificed more against the Islamic Republic than your entire exiled entourage combined. And yet, here you are, indirectly threatening us, stirring up your mob of monarchist sycophants to harass anyone who dares dream of a free Kurdistan within or beyond your borders.

Wake up, world! This isn't about "preserving Iran" – it's about preserving Pahlavi privilege. Reza's not a leader; he's a leech, sucking on the nostalgia of a failed monarchy while Kurds build real revolutions. If you truly want a democratic Iran, it starts with recognizing Kurdish contributions, not suppressing them. Kurds founded Iran, and we'll outlast every coward like you who tries to chain us.

To hell with your red lines, Reza. The only line you're crossing is into irrelevance. Stay in your exile, you spineless fraud – the Kurds are coming for our freedom, and no tweet from a runaway "prince" will stop us.

Signed, A Furious Kurd Who Won't Bow to Cowards