MARK SLAPINSKI – CANADA’S MAPLE-SYRUP-SOAKED TURKISH GENOCIDE FANBOY WHO’D SELL HIS OWN GRANDMA FOR A RETWEET FROM ERDOĞAN

April 10, 2026

OH. MY. GOD.

Look at this absolute clown in the screenshot.

Canadian “journalist” Mark Slapinski (verified blue check, because of course he is) posts a thirst trap selfie and whines like a lovestruck teenager:

“I’m going to be HONEST I love the people of Türkiye But do the people of Türkiye love me, too?”

The Turkish state propaganda outlet Türkiye Haber Ajansı (THA) immediately jumps in like a paid escort and blasts his quotes all over the internet, complete with his glossy headshot (blonde tips and all, because nothing says “serious journalist” like frosted tips in 2026). And what are his brave, hard-hitting takes that Turkey loves so much?

• “I’m really struggling to understand this.”

• “How does bombing Iran prioritize taxpaying Americans?”

• “Isn’t this just wasting tax money and driving up gas and grocery prices?”

Translation: While the world tries to stop Iran from going full nuclear apocalypse, this maple-leaf-waving genius is clutching his Tim Hortons cup and crying about grocery prices.

But wait, it gets so much worse.

This is the same Mark Slapinski who has spent years openly simping for the Turkish regime while it commits literal genocides, ethnically cleanses minorities, and funds jihadist gangs across Syria, Libya, and beyond.

Turkey denies the Armenian Genocide (1.5 million Christians slaughtered — “never happened,” says Ankara). Turkey bombs Kurds in northern Syria and calls them “terrorists” while their own proxy militias chop heads on camera. Turkey floods Europe with ISIS fighters and then acts shocked when the West notices. Turkey jails journalists, rigs elections, and turns Hagia Sophia back into a mosque like it’s 1453 all over again.

And what does our brave Canadian truth-teller do?

He writes soft-focus love letters to the Turkish people while the Turkish government uses his quotes as ammunition. He’s not “critiquing foreign policy.” He’s carrying water for a regime that oppresses Kurds, Alevis, Yazidis, Greeks, Assyrians, and anyone else who isn’t Sunni enough or Turkish enough.

He supports the genocide denial. He supports the minority crackdowns. He supports the jihadist proxies Turkey arms, trains, and unleashes whenever they want to carve up Syria or threaten Greece.

All while pretending he’s just a humble Canuck asking “tough questions” about American tax dollars.

Newsflash, Mark: bombing Iran isn’t about your grocery bill, you absolute walnut. Some of us are trying to stop a theocratic death cult from getting nukes. You’re too busy wondering if Erdoğan’s fan club will finally give you that verified Turkish Twitter ratio you’ve been begging for.

The Turkish propaganda machine didn’t just quote you, Mark. They adopted you. They saw a useful Western idiot who’d rather whine about gas prices than call out actual ethnic cleansing, and they ran with it.

Congratulations, buddy. You’re not a journalist.

You’re a genocide cosplayer with better hair gel.

And the worst part? You’ll probably read this, screenshot it, and cry to your followers: “See how mean the West is to me while I bravely defend the Turkish people!!!”

We see you, Mark.

We see the frosted tips. We see the blue check. We see the Turkish state media treating you like their favorite pet journalist.

And we see exactly whose boots you’re licking while minorities get erased.

Türkiye loves you, Mark.

The rest of the civilized world thinks you’re a disgrace.